I called this S.Q.L. until our IT guy corrected me

They signed him a blank cheque. I bet he was doing everything he could to get stung.

Right? If it was a g604 I might be tempted…

Yeah I was judging him harsh until I saw that

Have a bag of Cheetos as a placeholder on the other podium

I’ve had mine for years and I really like them. The stupid band thing is all stretched out, and the poorly designed power button snapped internally so I had to drill a hole in the casing to turn them on now but otherwise working great!

I kept using my LG G5 for years after I might have upgraded just for the swappable batteries.

The euphemism treadmill

Achievement unlocked! You’ve completed the tutorial!

He’s standing on particle board. Only the sides of this style are metal, the drawer box bottom is still particle board.