Does nobody know that all the grandparents were in their ninties?

If you’re going to get six months for slow walking then you may as well make it six months for hurling rocks at Rishi Sunak.

There’s huge numbers of armed Americans who would be on both sides.

ITT: people who think the armed forces wouldn’t split in a civil war, and that hundreds of millions of civvy owned guns wouldn’t be a factor.

The actual truth is Star Fleet is all infiltrators, but no infiltrators know that, and they don’t want to blow their cover

1955ish Sunbeam Radiant Toaster. Completely automatic, no timer or popper. It doesn’t matter if bread is frozen or thawed, it comes out at the selected brownness level. Still works better than 99% of modern toasters.

Please ignore the creepy pedo subplot!

How has he not had Terry Crews be his body double yet?

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Which by national standards is the most conservative NDP in the country.

I have a great idea for a program! I should describe it in agonizing detail to an AI owned by some company so it will spit out working source code. Nothing can go wrong with my plan!