I don’t get it. You do the same job for 40 years? Or is the issue having something to do for 40 years? I would be so bored without a job - actually I still get bored with a job and can’t imagine what I would do with even less on my plate.

But what powers the lasers? Is it the jam? Does the jam power the lasers?

Is it tuna fish? Do the Germans love tuna fish?

In the last few panels the banker is gone and the philosophers are leaving unharmed, so once again the day is saved by the Philosophy Cop.

Ooh look at me I’m a redditor “same poop knife story for 11 years” and how about some “and I also choose this guy’s dead wife for 7 years.” And now I am slightly less moderated, spooOOOooky. Enjoy these Jesus ads we are “serving” you. I once made a comment on the internet AITA?

Did you know there is a log right where about half your cat should be

But how did they get the babies in them