If I was a JS programmer, I’d just write a bash script to download it every week for fun.

This looks like the final layer of hell. Your coworker writes their scripts in another language and now you have to decipher what the hell they mean. Who has a problem woth English for development tools, etc.? It’s really not a monumental task to learn it, and I’m not even a native speaker.

Have you ever fixed an older combustion engine vehicle? You watch a youtube video and a few hours later, you can, in most cases, at least get the car to a state so you can drive it to a mechanic. On modern combustion engine vehicles this is still possible, although a bit more difficult.

Uhhh, EVs? No way you’re fixing anything in there.

Yeah man, I don’t know who’s butthurt here :)

How? Is there a way to mitigate this?