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General Mills added unicorn marbits in 2018, so this sounds appropriate!
General Mills added unicorn marbits in 2018, so this sounds appropriate!
Some people enjoy the front end. Some people enjoy the back end. Some people like accessibility. Some people enjoy the full stack, and some people enjoy gratuitous innuendo.
Not that there’s anything wrong with any of that, but just about all software engineering is a dumpster fire today. This isn’t the future that was imagined by those resource-constrained titans who came before us, basking in the incandescent glow of the blinkenlights, fearing nothing in this world except dropping a box of several hundred punch cards thus rendering them out of order.
What we really need is a new language, design system, serialization format, package manager, build system, project management methodology, architectural pattern, IDE, and please, please, I’m begging you man, just give me one more framework to tide me over until Monday when the stores open again. My supply chain is under attack brah.
If you are a trans am you should abstain in the general election. Because you are a car. And cars can’t vote. But I’m sure the supreme court is working on fixing that.
You can tell it is fake because no human would tie up the tent door flaps using the little nylon fettuccine thingies they sew onto each side
I prefer the phrase ‘giving a dump’, because I sure don’t seem to be taking anything away from the transaction.
Alas I have digressed. I too indulged in the literary expositions of the shampoo bottle. Conditioner only on Fridays.
I have become so desensitized to the festering dumpster sludge media that the window treatment shocks me the most in this picture
I operate in el camino reálity. Miss me with that ranchero and canyonero nonsense.
If I am not mistaken, according to the grammatical scrolls, having a chin makes everyone … chinese
Yo dawg, we heard you like engine braking so we gave you engine breaking in your engine braking!
See kids, that’s what happens when you brake too hard.
Another, there is.
Frakkin Cylons! I knew it!
You may attract python too!
This individual has more debt than the United States government.
It appears the market has spoken, thus you must clearly upgrade your ring cutting equipment.
That is, unless the poor sap acquired the titanium ring from Boeing or Airbus’ supplier. Then maybe you can use kindergarten stubby scissors.
My line too has had hot sauce recipes passed down through the generations. It is a gastrointestinal evolutionary arms race older than time.
Mmmm, yes; science is most excellent: Ballistic Beef™
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