Thanks, will have a wank in a McD since that’s what you suggest
(I like your dumbed down version)
Thanks, will have a wank in a McD since that’s what you suggest
(I like your dumbed down version)
Ah you never know. Turns out I’m both being satirical and a certified moron
Not reading that essay
The big bonus is that everyone will be able to have a healthy chat with the CEO.
- Hey CEO, what will be my raise this year?
- As a CEO language model, I don’t have access to money to fund your salary increase. However, based on my knowledge, the shareholders will receive substantial dividends and please get stuffed.
is this employee in the room with us right now?
Well, he should be, but he’s WORKING from BLOODY HOME FFS!!!
So this is why there is a “Block user” option. Thanks for clearing that up
You know that Hitler was not only a famous painter, surely? I know it’s not a competition, but I’ve heard the guy has done some fairly bad things
These graphs are mighty fine, thanks for providing them
Daily reminder that two different things can be bad at the same time.
be me
get laughed at for showing toy firetruck at school
dad wakes me up for drive to school
pass school
“dad where are we going”
“my friends want to meet you anon”
pull up to schoolmate’s house
it’s on fire
the firefighters are there
get to see my enemies die screaming while burning
get to see a real fire truck
mfw my dad took a day off to do a little arson to make me feel better
Currency to buy what? To buy gold of course, which was a famous Aztec staple. They were very fond of it. Never heard the expressions “I hunger for gold”, “as delicious as a gold ingot”, “this cake must be made of gold”? All proofs of the sacred place of gold in the Aztec kitchen. It is known, look it up on YouTube.
Gadget Hackwrench
Congratulations to Gwyneth Paltrow and Benedict Cumberbatch for their baby
I’m afraid he supported at least East Timor genocide. See https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indonesian_invasion_of_East_Timor, paragraph on American involvement
All the sources (1) agree that everybody was kung fu fighting. In addition, no verifiable source mentions that nobody was kung fu fighting. In conclusion, we can assume that everybody was actually kung fu fighting. [I have a PhD in physical anthropology]
Haha my poor Taosif, you know nothing. You have a PhD in physics from the MIT, and all that for what? Not even able to think outside the box. My man Sreekanth is thinking outside the box containing the box. Not bad. But he failed to add the missing term in his equation.
E + BTC = mc² + AI
This monkey has been neuron-activated alright
Good thing nobody pronounces it this way then.
We have more serious issues about the current chocolatine war, no need to create made-up problems.
It is exactly what you believe: you slap yourself or get slapped by others.