Eight year olds, dude.

When your favorite sports team’s stars are younger than you.

It’s a great place to be from!

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You’re looking for https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Character_encoding Which explains the funny characters.

We bought coffee mugs with it etched on them; we use them daily.

Unfortunately, those aren’t designed for your drinking experience; they’re designed to make you drink as much high-margin beverage as possible.

I propose no ads ever anywhere

All microwaves can be silenced with a big enough mute bat button.

Who is we?

Tesla has never, ever, had anything remotely resembling a lead in autonomous vehicles. The actual AV industry doesn’t consider them part of it.

Lie day?

but they have to abide by the law if they want to keep their jobs

Oh my sweet summer child…

Did NOT know Doug had a hotel.

I’m still booting 0.94c from floppy.

We do. Next question.