Where are all those “keep politics out of sports” mfs who were bitching about BLM in 2020?

This won’t work because christofascists don’t give a fuck about being hypocrites. In their minds, they’re on a divine mission from God to impose their religion on everyone else. Nothing is off limits when you’re being commanded to do it by God himself.

This feels like a statement that’s definitely true and only counts as satire because nobody has tested it yet

Tushy

Ooh I actually know this one! That’s the logo for Tushy, a company that makes bidet attachments. I bought one in 2020 and this book comes in the box with it. Honestly one of the best purchases I ever made lol