I referred to Jennifer Connolly as Stifler’s mom and this zoomer gave me a blank stare.

Imagine making a movie about George Washington, but you cast a French guy and everyone in the movie has a French accent.

You eat pork rare?

Ya but braided meat is bad cooking. It wouldn’t cook evenly.

Quick time events are such a garbage game design concept

As the amount of currency approaches infinity, the value of the currency approaches zero

Not just still in business, absolutely dominating the competition.

Can’t believe women refuse to live their lives solely to please the boner gods.

Allow me to introduce you to this

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laser_cooling

3d printers are the new classic car that needs a little bit of work.

“Wrong BBC,” said the well endowed gentleman.

Pay for dinner

I think their business model is ripping off tourists by charging excessive bag fees while EU residents with small bags get to fly cheaply.

Tornado of souls had one of the best guitar riffs and best guitar solos of all time, as well as one of the worst most amateurish vocal performances of any song ever

Megadeth to a T

Ya this feels really astroturfy. Are they bragging that the movie is really long?

Fascist ideology has no internal consistency. It only cares about power and money

I’m over here like: instantly crashes