Sounds like an adventure!

Custer’s Revenge for the Atari 2600. I play this game exclusively.

Across the sky

Is a frunk a front trunk, or is that a typo?

He looks like an AI prompt for “douchebag billionaire”.

Last time I came into some local blueberries the grocer called the cops on me.

Those look delicious though.

“reach Mars at breakneck speed” - great choice of words there.

So happy to see a reference to Escape Velocity. I spent so many hours playing that game as a teen, modding and creating my own spaceships in Mechanisto. Good times.