It’s not even sad anymore, it’s just becoming funny.

I’d say one of those immortality peaches from Chinese myth. Probably one of the eternal youth ones that blooms every six thousand years.

I suspect that it’s already beginning to happen to him. Trump’s father had Alzheimer’s, and I’m pretty sure that he’s headed down a similar path.

I thought that it was fairly normal… until you got to the malt vinegar.

That wouldn’t fall under a single trope, but would be a combination of several tropes. After The End would be a requirement, and for technology that is like magic to those who live in the world would be Lost Technology.

My dog also did the same thing, but it was to the front hall.

Task Manager, kill this guy!

Hey, if you say NFTs aren’t a scam, then why is almost every single NFT project losing its value?

Pretty sure he’s already proved that. He’s already given information on our spies to Russia, which resulted in them getting killed.

I’m sure that Biden could do something really funny and just… declassify those documents.

At best, organic food offers the same nutritional value as non organic food. At worst, it’s less nutritious and more expensive.