Place your digits within the aether if’n thoust verily gamesman.
Nobody ever gave me something to break, that’s my problem.
So its all YOUR fault! GETTIM
When I went to my first Riot Fest I looked around and was like, “Damn, did they shut down the punk rock retirement home?”
Then I realized I had just turned 31 and couldn’t trust myself any more.
I imagine anyone trying to extract intelligence from that weird guy would end up less informed than before.
The break reminder is just a legal obligation, they can still give you the stink eye when you say you’re taking a break and brag about how long they’ve worked without a break.
We have a daywalker amongst us…
“Have you tried unplugging your Pyramid and plugging it back in?”
Honest question: what do we call who is driving the engine?
Oh, Willy, calm down. Its almost Scotchtober.
True story: when I’m at my mom’s house I’ll tell her my Switch is a Nintendo or a Gameboy because explaining what it is is too much of a chore at this point.
She’s totally giving you the eye. Go for it dude!
They’re not roofies, they’re Beta Blockers.
I want the milkman to deliver my milk… in the myorning.
Pretty sure this was the exact control panel my mom’s 80s Ford Econoline van had.
True! 10-12 more cars could have fit on that road if it wasn’t for that stupid bus.
But the poors have to get to their jobs serving me…
I got it! Let’s widen the road! Nobody uses the sidewalk anyway. /S
3x the pockets means 3x more Pocket Sand. Wah chah!