I remember in the late 90s the cops in my large city caught flack for buying SUVs in a city with no offroading and zero hills. They gave the same reason. Now all the squad cars are SUVs.

I was wondering the same. Maybe vegetarians/vegans can buy a cow lunch, or something.

Only available for a Limited Time!

You know they are sending thousands of bottles of whatever flavor didn’t test well that has been sitting in a warehouse, too.

But den vatt do we do both de children of de night?

What if we sold the solar panels and heat pumps on a subscription model? Then the corpos wouldn’t have to worry about building new inland docks for their yachts AND they could continue to bleed is dry! /S

Maybe someone could give me an update since I haven’t worn my tinfoil hat in a while, but wasn’t Gates buying up land along the Mississippi that will be prime farming land someday once climate change has progressed far enough?

Eh, they got to see the thousands of other stars that are now obscured by light/atmospheric pollution.

3x the pockets means 3x more Pocket Sand. Wah chah!

In the end, we all become Crab.

Place your digits within the aether if’n thoust verily gamesman.

Nobody ever gave me something to break, that’s my problem.

So its all YOUR fault! GETTIM

When I went to my first Riot Fest I looked around and was like, “Damn, did they shut down the punk rock retirement home?”

Then I realized I had just turned 31 and couldn’t trust myself any more.

I imagine anyone trying to extract intelligence from that weird guy would end up less informed than before.

The break reminder is just a legal obligation, they can still give you the stink eye when you say you’re taking a break and brag about how long they’ve worked without a break.

We have a daywalker amongst us…

“Have you tried unplugging your Pyramid and plugging it back in?”

Honest question: what do we call who is driving the engine?

Oh, Willy, calm down. Its almost Scotchtober.