Your horror movie has to be quite the turd that even shudder won’t pick it up.

Why pay for it at all?

They’re just babies…

But, but, but MONKEYS ARE APES! More specifically, the monkeys that are apes are apes.

Seems like these unexplainable emotions have pretty concise explanations.

A curator of the world’s finest receipts.

I still hear this through my tinny onboard in my deepest dreams.

This is fairly recent bird lore. Like late 80s to 90s. It takes a while for schools to catch up so I missed it as well.

Dammit, it had to be the only good floss.

Obsidian forms when lava cools very rapidly, limiting crystal growth. The lava pictured above most likely cooled slowly.

But they already have to read the subtitles for the interviews which are the bulk of the documentary, so people who don’t like subtitles are going to be turned off anyway. It’s a bizarre decision.

I watched this the other day and it’s pretty good. But I’m not sure what the point of having Fred Armisen dub the show clips was. All the interviews are in Japanese with subtitles, as they should be. Why didn’t they just subtitle the show? Baffling.

Might have, brother. Might have.

All this attention being paid to Keep is making me nervous. It’s the only Google product besides Gmail that I think is actually good nowadays and there’s a very good possibility that it’s because it hadn’t been significantly updated in a decade.

I’ve been pirating stuff since I had to do it with a 300baud modem. I’ve never used a VPN or once tried to hide the fact that I was stealing. Because I’ve often used public trackers, I’ve received probably 20-30 letters and emails from various ISPs that they’ve caught me being naughty and that I should stop. I haven’t stopped. Nobody cares. Anyone that tells you that you need to use a VPN is trying to sell you a VPN.