Seriously, in the end it boils down to this: "I hate these things with all the “first world problems” rage I can muster "… Don’t you guys have other problems in your life? There you are, raging against a bottle cap.

Like another poster said and showed with a picture before: the cap can be tucked in at the side and voilà! Drinking can be done as it used to be…

“Italian prosecutors found Dior paid $57 to produce bags retailing for $2,780.”

In case someone else comes to the comments to see the important detail.