How fucking big did this dudes arms get in one year? I’m calling bullshit.

If this is actually real I would suggest using interpersonal relationship skills and ask these hordes of women to stop touching your biceps yourself. Given that anon is a green texter, he may be lacking in this department.

And uh… no easily identifiable tattoos?

Ah yes the decals on the top of the rig to advertise to all the helicopters