At my family’s house, the men’s shampoo is of the same brand and packaging as some of the women’s shampoo, just with less floral names like “ocean” and “gingham legend,” whatever that’s supposed to mean.

If you want to make a footnote, try this^[1]. This is going off a default web client, but I think the others should support it too.

If you want an honest answer, I’d recommend finding some place that has a decent population of openly right-wing people so you can get an answer from them directly, rather than left-wingers snarking and saying they’re all brainwashed fanatics that would never dissent from the party’s candidate.

The kind of monster who toasts my toast on the lowest setting, but still uses a full coat of butter.

Is it bigger than an elephant?

Indeed, as an American I feel it would only be exaggeration if the whole face of the toast was covered in so much butter that it’s white.

No, we’re talking America here. That’s not nearly enough butter. It needs to cover basically the whole face of the toast.

Ah, no worries. I guess I just have one of those faces. Have a better day.

Yeah, I did, I’m just saying that unless you have a class of diligent students (in which case good on ya,) a good chunk of them will choose to ignore it and just read the easy version. It’s hard enough to get kids to read what’s assigned, it’ll be harder to get them to read two versions of the same thing.

I’m not upset, I’m just genuinely confused that you implied that “real literature” and “for entertainment” are separate categories. I always thought of these books as being intended for entertainment, just in an artsier/more intellectual way than Marvel movies and bideo bames. Your comment made me think you thought of them as something for intellectual enrichment rather than enjoyment.

I’m also confused why you interpreted my comment in such a hostile way, but that’s another conversation probably not worth turning into an argument.

EDIT: Oh, did you think I was saying they’re not for entertainment?

Sounds to me like it will get a lot of kids reading only the easy version even if they’re capable of more. You’re basically giving them the cliffnotes.

I see what you mean, but sometimes you want a particular story, not just something on your level.

These books aren’t for entertainment?

He spins you around for fun, and puts you back when he’s done, but off by a hundredth of a degree. Depending on how strict your interpretation is, you either no longer exist in the same 3D universe except at that single point of intersection, or you will drift off from it the further you move from your current location.

I like to work from the assumption that there’s nothing magic about the three dimensions we live in aside from the fact that it’s how it is, so any higher dimensions would work just like the three we already have, which are identical to each other just in different directions.

Okay, but outside the context, this is good advice.

Yeah, but a third isn’t necessary.

“Look, Lord,” they replied, “we have two swords among us.”
“That’s enough,” he said.
— Luke 22:38 (NLT)

I don’t like being wet, so I’d use about as much TP anyways. Maybe more.

If it’s hanging from the other side, there’s even more space for a spider to hide outside of view.

I’ve had a bidet for years and never used it. The rest of my family does, but I have no interest.