SonnyVabitch

When even the US is telling you you are overdoing the whole bombing thing…

What if it’s a new couple of two homeowners who move in together, should they sell one property before the relationship solidifies?

What if the grandchildren are in secondary school when Nana dies, is the family allowed to hold on to this second property for the few years until the kids move out/in?

What if you accept a contract position in another town, should you be forced to sell and buy, or is it okay to rent out the home you have and rent another elsewhere?

My point is that there is nuance at the lower end of the scale, and the enemy is big corporations and landlords of massive portfolios.

I always liked this method. It’s crispy on the outside and mushy on the inside.

French is too generalised, in my experience.

Paris, they’ll pretend they don’t understand neither your English nor your 100 words of French.

Towns in the country, you meet indifferent professionalism and you kinda get by in English.

Rural areas, you encounter the greatest of enthusiasm for your knowledge of the local language, and just as well, because those 100 words are all you can rely on for the entire duration of your stay.

Of course childhood bullying is never justified or acceptable, and victims of it should always be protected against unjust violence, physical and psychological…

… but maybe, this little shit has always been an insufferable twat, and had it coming.

ich_iel

If you ever feel useless just remember somebody designed and implemented the share-to-facebook feature on porn sites.

Whose feet, JFC! :O

Not Oates, he went out into the blizzard and never returned, the absolute madlad. He was poorly, but the others wouldn’t leave him behind to his certain death, so he just up and left the tent for a “little walk”, never to be seen again, in order to give a chance to the others. A true English gentleman.

The others continued their journey for another two weeks or so, until they all died, to be found later.

Oates could still be wandering around in the snow. He did say he might be some time…

Edit: wandering not wondering, although to be fair both are unlikely 140+ years after his birth.

I had to go on google translate to appreciate this meme, but it was totally worth it.

I accidentally imagined four. Should I unimagine one or just roll with it?

On the one hand, it has zero impact on my life, since I will not be buying these cars for another 15-20 years, if ever. On the other, seeing evidence of enshittification everywhere I look is the thing that will radicalise me, much sooner than that.

According to a 4yo I know, the only downside of her little friend having two mummies is that poor boy has to draw 2 (two!) Mother’s Day cards.

Yo Mama jokes are yet to arrive at the nursery.

Cycling two abreast is better for the driver, since they can overtake much quicker.

Anon triggered empty nester’s brooding instinct. Stand by for awesome home baked cakes.

As a lifelong but largely unsuccessful student of the German language I find sextremismus intriguing and funny.