There was a time when all memes were demotivational posters.

You still using pyramids bro? What the fuck get with the times. It’s all about healing with 4 dimensional bottles and tesseracts

Record. Obstruct. Defend.

Oh noooo… Which frogs tho?

No no it’s a coop. There’s more than one idiot attacking Wikipedia this paid state actor individual with a grudge would have us believe.

Augustus Poop

South Korea would like to know your location

Even if you were a massive shithead racist, and only wanted white Americans working in America, it doesn’t matter. Even if you were to somehow convince white, natural born Americans to work the shitty farm, housekeeping, and industrial cleaning jobs, it doesn’t matter.

There simply aren’t enough white, natural born Americans to fulfill all of those jobs. Our economy will fucking collapse without migrant labor. Our food supply will collapse. We depend on a lot of people working really awful jobs for peanuts to have food on the table every day. There is no amount of rhetoric that will change that. And if it takes the collapse of the United States for these motherfuckers to learn that then so be it. I’ll see y’all at the pitchforks and torches rally.

“hillbilly”

Kind of the way Katy Perry is an astronaut.

The models will eventually defeat themselves. As AI begins training on its own output there will be a feedback loop and eventually it will devolve in to nonsense.

Can you blame them?

Living in an isolated idyllic little world where it’s just you and the people you love supporting each other sounds fucking DOPE.

Give me that solarpunk cottagecore life any day, every day, all day.

I’m aware that’s a fantasy, but if someone told me there was a sliver of a chance, the impulse control center of my brain would shut down for long enough to be dangerous.

Humans may be unique among mammals for not eating our own shit, the shit of others, or just any random shit we find.

Comics are weird. Asking questions like, could the Flash run so fast he exits the universe can almost always be answered with “if the plot calls for it.”

He has the power of fast. He goes exactly as fast as he needs to. It’s magic, not science. They make it sound like science but it’s magic.

Kinda like how Tony Stark invents time travel in an afternoon, or Peter Parker affords an apartment in NYC of even only barely.

He can even choose how he pays!

Cash or everything from the neck up. Up to him.

It really, REALLY depends on which Flash we’re talking about. Even then it’s super inconsistent.

I’m Snyderverse, he’s faster than light and rewinds time. I think on the TV show he does this too. But then sometimes other people can react to him? Idk it’s pretty dumb. If we’re applying physics to Flash, if he’s even running at 25% the speed of light, and the air he’s hitting isn’t causing a wave of fusion reactions akin to a supersonic shock wave from a fighter jet, colliding with something solid isn’t going to be much different.

Somehow as he’s breaking through the light speed barrier gravity still affects him. But at those speeds he’s got enough momentum to leave the solar system if he runs off an incline and does a little hop I guess. He seems really stuck to the ground otherwise.

They can’t afford the land because it’s been turned in to a speculative asset by people like you.

People are entirely capable of caring for their own shit you absolute fool.

The land was there before you, it’ll be there after you die. You provide nothing of value. You’re a drain on society. Every single one of your tenants would be better off if you and everyone like you didn’t exist.

“somebody shot Ronald Reagan!”

“Who?”

“The Boraxo cleaner commercial guy!”

“Again I ask, who??”

Fuckin sweet I made the cut.

When do we… You know … Do it? Asking for a friend.

COD is literally designed with luck based kills being primary to skill. With each iteration being more dependent on luck than the last.