You sound like you think coffee drinkers are trying to get high by drinking coffee.

This does seem more morbidly accurate

I say this with a 100% genuine and serious tone: this is a truly, truly stupid take.

I really, earnestly, sincerely mean it. Vastly stupid take.

Argylle was so crazy and ridiculous, but they created no illusions about that, so I was prepared for it going in and honestly it was a pretty fun watch. It did feel a tad too long, though.

Ohh he’s the one that turned into a singing jackass, yeah?