Could you clap your hands to confirm you really love it?

If that’s your only gripe with it, you can still access them by using one of the simple web servers available running inside Termux, that will also allow you to avoid CORS related problems, in fact it is the currently suggested method on MDN

Does changing user agent mitigate some of those issues?

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un-Linux-able

Damn, that should be fucking illegal

Oh that’s interesting, I didn’t consider that, by the way is the brain really capable of reproducing life-like experiences or do we just fool ourselves into believing that our dreams were somehow more organic than they truly are?

Genuine question, why not?