It’s cottage cheese and a straw, right? Right??? 🥴

Oh my gourd!

Shredded beef, deal with it!

Doing the Lord’s work here!

Poor Brian.

Lemmiwinks is our mascot.

Poor Joanne, she probably now experiences night-mares from the screams.

Instantly thought of this as well. *tips hat

Do the opposite, don’t make eye contact and walk fast. The good old fashioned diarrhea walk. Anyone tries to stop you, tell them whatever poop related excuse comes to mind.

At least you look fabulous 👑

Why not both?

Great names 🎶

This is my situation. Dated/lived together for 3 years before going to the courthouse. Reception was at a spaghetti place nothing fancy since there are a lot of kids in my family lol it was such a blast, so low key. We’ve been together for a decade now. Wouldn’t change it for the world. We’re best friends. When we got married, everything and nothing changed all at once. Best decision I’ve ever made.

Forbidden toy 😱

…yet it still gets a chuckle out of this simpleton every time I see it.

Real pain in the ass

Chomp

Sounds like he’s the acting landlord coming to check on his properties and tenants but more importantly he’s there to collect. 😸

So you’re saying there’s a chance 👉👈

It’s the opposite for me and my husband lol