What a braindead take

I love when people call out their own stupidity at the top of their comments

AHHH MOTHERLAND!

funny enough 12 year old me always thought they were saying mow the lawn

They asked how many beers. Not how many fluid ounces.

Got any more of them porns to watch

You leave your mother alone! She is a saint

By the C shore

Have you ever wondered what makes special sauce so special?

I’d let dudes bang me for $100 a day, and I’m not even gay. Realistically, how long we talking per session? 5 minutes if they’re lucky?

Why not just let 7 dudes a day do it for 100 a pop. $700 for 35 minutes of “work” with 6 days to let my bum hole recover.

Maybe double down a few times before holidays for some extra spending money.