Salmon 1: “Oh gosh, i’m out of the water. I cannot breathe. If this continues for much longer I will surely perish. What a sad state of affairs.”

Salmon 2: "YOU FCKFACE YOU CANNOT KILL ME BY TAKING ME OUT OF WATER I WILL SUCK THE MOISTURE OUT OF THE AIR THEN SPIT BLOOD INTO YOUR SOUL, AUUUGGGHHH! SEX!!! SEEXXX!!! I NEED SEEEEXXXXXXX!!!"

For those who don’t get it: The joke is that the nazis went to Argentina, which isn’t even true it’s disinformation peddled by nazis to distract you from the fact they actually went to America. The second half is about the ubermench which only edgy (mentally) 14 year olds would find funny.

Yeah you should make the jump if not seeing transphobia is your goal. lemmyML is a great omni-instance but as a result you’re going to be exposed to a lot of right-wing bullshit. And really, transphobia on blahj? That’s extremely disappointing but not all that surprising.

hexbear seem really good for trans stuff.

HB and blahj are the two explicitly pro-trans instances. Hexbear is strongly oriented towards communism but I would strongly suggest them over blahj just because of their abysmal handling of c/196’s noncery. They just don’t have as strong of a track record as hexbear.

Context is very interesting: https://stackoverflow.com/questions/4592762/difference-between-const-const-volatile

Const flags to the code that you cannot change the value, and volatile flags to the compiler that it’s not safe to change the value.

I have no future. Nobody does. Everyone knows it. Liberalism has fucking murdered any chances of future prospects for any of us.

Sometimes i’ll find the energy to go out and try and meet people. I get nowhere because everyone is either depressed or an outright fascist. You can’t even go out to meet people any more because of perpetual plagues, and the online space is full of grifting apps designed to fuck you.

Even if I did find someone, then what? Nobody wants to have kids, and get a home? Nope, that’s only for rich investors who have no intention on living in them, or corporate landlords who want to fuck you up the ass and turn you into a Maoist. Jobs? “Nobody wants to work” more like nobody wants to hire. “Now Hiring” signs everywhere but impossible requirements or unlivable wages. They’d rather just farm the government for ‘we can’t find employees:(((’ handouts. Don’t say it isn’t happening, that’s literally what my last job did, and it’s not just them; everyone does it. You have to do it to be competitive in this garbage economy.

I’m watching my local town gentrify in real time. Rents are going up, food is going up, forests are being cut down to build more fucking suburbs. What was once a community of diverse peoples is slowly turning into oops all white liberals because they’re the only ones who can afford to live here anymore. And you want to know the best part? Nothing is being done about it. The more we cry we need help the more the government responds with more fucking liberalism. People worried about the environment? Redistrict to “lower” emissions. People want more homes? Did I hear rental properties? More rental properties that nobody can afford!! Affordable housing? Sure, have some slums. Indigenous reparations? How about business courses instead! Poor/mentally sick? Now you can legally kill yourself… if you don’t do it yourself because mental health hotlines literally run for profit and sell your data to evil corporations. Like holy shit I can’t even begin to get into just how fucked things are.

Sure we’re not the states which is literally death-sliding into fascism, but being marginally better than pure evil is still really fucking shitty.

EDIT: Also we can’t even retreat to the internet to escape any more, because everything is either shutting down or turning into nazi bars. Corporations have so much control over the public consciousness and they use it to suppress socialist voices and protect actual pedophiles. Social media feels so fucking fake between all the artificial users, ads, astroturf, narcissist-posting and widespread censorship it exposes us to.

EDIT2: And i’ll add another one: you can’t even be fucking real with people anymore because the instant you show any level of weakness or honesty there’s always one scum of the earth (yes this shit is even worse in real life) who will jump to punish you for opening up.

I’ve always saw loss as a stupid internet circlejerk but damn do you people get creative with it.

People who make jokes like this always end up being child molesters.

This one probably takes the cake for most hilarious out-of-context from the source https://old.reddit.com/r/boneachingjuice/comments/10pbwzv/egg_face_surgery/

EDIT: Come to think of it, there should be a Bone Aching Juice spinoff for Lemmy. EDIT2: It is done.

Upvote for sourcing properly, even though I don’t really agree with the contents of the source, it makes the joke a lot funnier.

Blacklist was specifically used to refer to the refusal of entry as if they were a black person, so yes there is a racist history. Master and Slave is pretty obvious why especially considering everyone uses Parent/Child and Primary/Secondary these days anyway. Like maybe 10% of the change was because of “je-I-mean-sjws being offended” and like 90% just practicality because they’re outdated terms that aren’t really used.

I guess some white guy on youtube needs to explain it before people will see the connection.

Hate to break it to you, but a meme, by definition, is political propaganda.

Yes, all those images you’ve been laughing at these years were part of a political project. They looove hiding in plain sight.

lemm ee and dbzer0 users on their way to passively support whatever evil regime is in power

The only thing more cringe than hearing people say this shit in the wild is the following lecture on its fascist origins that I follow it up with.