Yeah, I was told by a certain someone that the election would be rigged and stolen. For months. Where are the angry mobs marching down the streets?

How nice of him to give them all weekend to file an appeal! /s

Yeah, I don’t think this will help very much with that particular issue…

Well, he ran on putting the crazy parents in charge of our education system, and here he is delivering on that promise!

They cater to their audience. And who in this day and age is spending lots of time watching cable TV?

I’m sorry, they complain about emissions from trains? The electric Amtrak trains? From within a tunnel? While they’re surrounded by streets will all kinds of car traffic? Freight trains are routed the long way around the city btw.

My head canon is that the moment Disney bought the franchise, we entered an alternate timeline. All Disney creations and decisions (like deciding certain existing items are no longer canon) are in the alternate timeline in my eyes!