Tell us all about it then, colonel

Considering their idea of peace is the total capitulation of their opponent and systematic erasure of its population, I dont see what tangible benefit inviting them would be.

I’m not sure if you’re aware of this, but the internet is serious business

This will make you go hmm until you take .1 second to think about it and realize that Twix wouldn’t offer more chocolate for the same price and neither would any other company, for what amounts to a joke a 12 year old heard from his uncle in the south.

The picture always has the dark Twix broken and added to a longer piece to make it appear longer. Your main clue should’ve been that the packaging is the exact same fucking size. Your second clue should’ve been the break at the 1/3 mark of the dark twix.

Have you seen how much sugar those hicks put into their tea though? It’s gotta be hot because they put coca cola grade amounts of sugar, to the point where it wont dissolve in the water anymore. Sweet tea contains 36-38 grams of sugar per 16 oz. That’s a fucking soft drink.

He’s showing us how much smarter he is than the rest of us and why he deserves the billions he has.

This isn’t about Christianity, this sort of thing is about control. If there was no Christianity this person would’ve smashed their sons computer for some other made up reason.

This is how you get Fantastic Four (1994)

Fun fact, in Japan they consider Spam delicious for some bizarre reason. Maybe it’s the culinary equivalent of tentacle porn, I don’t know. But one way to eat it is called Spam Musabi and it looks like sushi.