pretty sure the rest of the world is having a good laugh
pretty sure the rest of the world is having a good laugh
Driving under the influence, sometimes called a DWI, driving while intoxicated
I dunno… they also hump dead fish. and get high on pufferfish toxin
thx… just spent the last hr watching monkeys fuck and masturbate
wow. I just learned more in 5 mins than in years of music lessons. thx
the (vegetable) crisper compartment
when life gives you lemons… use them
oh I’ve seen that one. one night in Paris, right?
they gave you AutoTune?
so join a new instance and try again?
wow. TIL. thx… learn something new everyday
can you fly like stingrays? (manta rays?)
thank you for the new nightmares… I’d much rather have a flying squid
that’s why they swim so smooth in the ocean.
that or a few million years of evolution
anders hadden we ze wel GeKoLoNiSeErD!
wat is dit nou weer voor onzin?
it’s one of the more friendly capitols in europe
don’t get drunk and fall in the canal and drown when you’re trying to take a piss
because they don’t know how to pronounce Schiphol and therefore are probably lost and too touristy to ask for directions
I’m more for throwing tomatoes at ppl stuck with their arms and head in one of those thingies