I’ve asked my kids to fetch my glasses for me a few times… They know not to handle the lenses…
I’ve asked my kids to fetch my glasses for me a few times… They know not to handle the lenses…
nobody knows I’m a cat.
Actually I was thinking you might be tasty…
I live in the Phoenix area - if it ever gets down to 32°F I’m dancing in the street.
I wouldn’t classify 0°C as very cold, just cold. 0°F definitely deserves the very.
“tiny homes” … literally the only thing that’s not massively overpriced.
Oh no, they’re definitely overpriced too.
I have memories of being 12-13 years old and my sister (3 years older) and I having to push-start our mom’s Renault LeCar…
Since used vegetable oil can be used in place of diesel, I’d guess vegetable oil is more energy dense than gasoline…
Tomato, tomato…
Pot, kettle…
Whoa… Bad choice of words…
Or great, depends on what you were going for…
If you want to confuse people… I pronounce /etc as “ets”, but one of my coworkers recently called it “slash e t c” and I had to ask him to repeat it a couple times before I figured out what he meant…
Have you ever tried catching flies? Vinegar works better than honey, after all, flies eat shit.
The hell I would…
Why do you have such a hard on for punishment? Isn’t restitution enough?
The most fun are when the driver approaches slowly, like you can sneak up on it…
My car was assigned minivan at birth, but now identifies as a VW beetle with a Porsche engine swap.
Even worse, professional driver should have known better.
Or the bridge would still be covered, but your bus wouldn’t…
Sandworms… You hate 'em, right?
Maybe you should try looking?