You definately shouldn’t be violent at a time like this! wink wink

Rent. I always end up fixing shit around the flat though, because it literally won’t ever get done if I leave it to my landlord.

My downstairs neighbor’s windows were practically falling out, and couldn’t be closed (in Scandinavia), but getting them changed still took 2 years.

I really want to own my own house.

So how did he get into children sacrifices? I’m having a hard time finding local groups.

I would absolutely be entertained for at least 5 minutes reading a scientific paper written entirely in conspiracy voice.

You expect me to remember?

I specifically got the cactus because I’m incredibly bad at remembering to water plants.

It’s a pretty impressive design really. Everytime I see it, it seems to get uglier. It’s really one of the biggest mysteries of our time.

Didn’t know that. I cut a weird 10 cm long offshoot off of a cactus a few years ago and planted it right away. I must’ve gotten lucky.

I always piss after cleaning the dick after masturbating. Pissing after fondling yourself is a good idea to get the pipes cleaned out thoroughly, and cleaning the whole thing is just good hygeine.

It goes in the exact same pipe as the toilet. Just rinse the sink afterwards.

I Hjørring kommune har vi ikke haft p-vagter i 15+ år efterhånden. Det er kun nogle få virksomheder der har hyret private vagter. Samfundet kører stadig, og de fleste parkerer fint. Når en idiot parkerer dumt for ofte giver man dem en seddel i ruden til udskamning.

Does it matter? I don’t go to a french haute cuisine chef expecting to get good sushi.

As Bruce Lee may or may not have said: Don’t fear the dude who has cooked a thousand meals 1 time. Fear the dude who has cooked 1 meal 1000 times.

What do you mean spongebob isn’t very good at cooking? He makes the undeniably best burgers.

The city is more devastating to the bird population than the cats.

Det gør det garanteret, men mon ikke det også er godt nok hvis det samtidig betyder at folk kan holde telefonen i live i længere tid?

Alternativt foreslår jeg noget andet. Giv busser deres egne vejbaner og gør offentlig transport gratis. Så tænker jeg at trafikproblemerne i byerne hurtigt forsvinder.

Tillykke! Det er et super hyggeligt og positivt lille hjørne du har fået lavet her!

Jeg synes det lyder fornuftigt nok at finde en måde at gøre det nemmere for dem at tage områder hjem. Specielt når de igennem deres sidste valg har valgt at de langsomt skal begynde på løsrivelsen ved at stemme på Naalakkersuisut. Men betalingen for de her områder vil vel også være nødt til at blive hjemtaget på et tidspunkt, for ellers minder det mest om en studerende der lige er flyttet hjemmefra og er super stolt over at være selvstændig og stå på egne ben, mens den studerende får vasket tøj, bragt aftensmad og betalt husleje af forældrene.

Jeg håber da værtfald at de tager en plan om hjemtagning af betalingen med i aftalen på en eller anden måde. Ellers vil Grønland bare fortsat være 100% afhængige af Danmark.

Assuming you live in the west, you want to get executed by the catholics?

Not trying to be a dick, i simply don’t know, but what does that have to do with the post and pewdiepie?