Living off solar and batteries, I’d get to work fixing it.

Did you actually read the “controversy” section?

A malicious adware media player - not related to Tampermonkey - installed Tampermonkey on your device to do bad stuff. And they could have done the same with any other userscript extension, like the suggested Violentmonkey. The wiki section even states:

This does not mean that Tampermonkey is malicious, but rather that a malicious program is utilizing a legitimate program for bad behavior

It’s fine to advocate and promote open source software, but why do that with lies and slander?

Jouvay and The Grenada Chocolate Company. Both export, I believe. So might be available where you are.

Small grower-manufacturers that make bean to bar chocolate. Also has the advantage of higher quality chocolate that keeps the natural cocoa butter instead of adding milk.

So imagine you’re working for a real slave driver

And at least in most of the nations’ navies, your life as a grunt was pretty much like that. Dragged into service by press gangs and treated like shit.