Hey this is the fediverse. Ion is an atomic particle.

He’s wearing tough leather gloves

What bothered you about the second half?

My goodness, that’s a brilliant solution.

Edit: I just remembered they don’t do that because those two solutions only exist in a fantasy realm.

Firepoint

Maybe you can just look on YouTube or read millions of other blogs people have already written about this very topic, because for some reason when people insinuate that I have some obligation to share my life experiences publicly, it makes me really grumpy, so you’re asking the wrong person here! 😝

I am a hermit living in a van. I do not exist to inform, educate, or entertain anyone.

Perhaps, but it’s also a two-headed snake because have you seen anaheim? It is absolutely carpeted with homeless people. It’s out of control.

Games only wealthy unemployed people can play

So the answer for 18 across was aaaa?

Daily Sex

I have a really good bright quality flashlight, USB rechargeable that turns on and off with no bullshit in between. It lasts a long time between recharges too. O’Reilly Auto parts. Found it among all the fun stuff they sell at the front counter.

Those cake pops are terrified of that cookie

Yeah seriously This is Not Safe For Work because my boss just walked by and saw this over my shoulder and now I’m fired.

I like the part that points out dolphins are more intelligent than humans.

Whoooo? Are you not allowed to name names?

Are you still double-dipping in reddit?

Hey I hope you enjoy it! This feeling of freedom balanced with a bit of adrenaline & uncertainty is exhilarating. I’ve been living like this for 5 years uninterrupted, and the mere thought of ever going back to living in a house or apartment makes me feel claustrophobic. I love living in a van. Pure freedom. The only requirements are staying afloat in life enough to keep maintaining the van and keeping everything legal and clean and we are free to roam! Free to live anywhere we want.

I find it further humorous that their word for fan was basically ventilator so it was translated as “Lana Del Rey standing in front of a ventilator”

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Do you suppose their sexual interaction attempts are equally low-energy and anticlimactic?