kase

asmr

What’s that?

I mean tbf, he did say ‘cancelled,’ not delayed.

This man is definitely not Jesus

Sometimes I think it’d be funny if there were a single billionaire on Lemmy watching us make fun of them. Google says there are like 2600 billionaires in the world. I imagine that’s pretty unlikely, tho.

But hey - if there are zero billionaires on lemmy, that means we have ourselves a billionaire-free zone!

The use of “three of my girlfriends,” instead of something like “my three girlfriends,” makes me wonder if she’s got more

Can someone, anyone, please explain why someone would do this?

Not picking it up in the first place, though wrong, at least makes sense. But this is just crazy

Cows are underrated! Got any cool cow facts?

(I also emerged as a result of the reddit drama.)

How… how do the rest of you pronounce them?

I bought a nice sandwich last week

Flying reindeers are a thing

I’m sorry… What?

Nah these babies go in the toaster

Wdym, just anyone who eats pizza? Pizza is good tho :(

😀

shudders

I feel like a lot of us (myself included) would vote for things that aren’t races because we don’t understand the difference

Alexa can’t call 911, seriously?? I get that they don’t want accidental/joke calls, but how much worse can it be than what already happens with phones?

Why is it a no no?

Maybe it’s the sun. The sun is a deadly laser.

Fr tho, this is cool and I like it ^-

I’m about 62% sure this is a joke…

Please help, I’m clueless about this kind of stuff.