ME: You forgot the comma in that sentence. Commas are important!
DEVIL: Keep it up, jackass…
Your local Zero Sugar, Meatatarian, Johtoker.
I love everything Johto, not just the older stuff.
I’m here for the chill vibes and to have a good time.
Billy O’nares refer to me as “A commoner with gumption.”
ME: You forgot the comma in that sentence. Commas are important!
DEVIL: Keep it up, jackass…
I like corn dogs.
I’ve long fantasized of people being so fed up with both parties, that along would come a third party at the right time and enough people would flock to them that and vote them into office.
But it’s just that: A fantasy.
And anyways, there’s always the chance that said third party would be way way worse and maybe there’s a good reason why they weren’t more prominent to begin with.