Anybody holding foldable media is already a lost cause. We need 20 somethings to vote like their Zyns depend on it. If this is what political engagement looks like in 2024, then so be it.

Who’s secret? What did I miss?

It’s a race between junk food vs. an actual meal. Junk food is easy and self indulgent, real food requires time and effort. It doesn’t matter that junk food is a terrible value and lacks any nutrition. The Trump people choose junk, conservatives choose Trump people because the Trump people are mathematically mandatory to maintain their caste.

Correct, but thats the real reason for the back to office push. No one cares where you are, so long as someone has to pay for you to be there.

You put on your work clothes, which are basically the same as regular clothes but more expensive. You commute to work, you consume radio/podcast/whatever, you consume ads. You get into the lobby of your building and get a coffee from the stand that pays rent. You take the elevator to the rented offices you work at. You get exploited as much as is legally allowable for 4 hours. You go back downstairs and buy food from another rent payer. You go back upstairs and get exploited some more. You consume more advertising on the way home. You get home too tired and too late to disrupt anything that makes rich guys richer.

None of the real reasons are productivity related.

Commercial real estate isn’t worth nearly as much without people going to and from work everyday.

Sure why not, and lets kill a couple goats and shit for good measure too while we’re at it.

Valve cover off, small rock in valve cover, valve cover back on.

Just crunched some numbers. This dude is worth 2.3 billion. If he spent HALF of his money on $100 haircuts, he could afford 11.5 million haircuts.

What a well crafted pun.

The outrage is definately the point. All the way up there ladder.

The little guys get to exert their will on their fellow man, the bigger the reaction, the bigger the sense of power. It’s an issue of self esteem.

Meanwhile, the man depicted gets forcibly implanted into your consciousness. You’re forced to pay attention to them. Much like a childs tantrum or someone standing in front of the TV.

Ah, interesting. That sounds pretty negligible, feature wise. Might be fun on a racing game or something I suppose.

I recommend going to a pawn shop. They likely have a variety of late model controllers. You can then hold them and see which speaks to you. I bought a ps5 controller from a pawn shop for like $50 over a year ago and I’ve loved it. I use it over Bluetooth with steam and I get rumble and all that.

I use a ps5 controller on pc and get rumble? Even the weirdo trackpad in the middle works like a cursor.

Peer pressure.

Two words: mother issues. It’s a self perpetuating problem. Conservatives belittle their women, their women take it out on their kids. Their kids grow up warped. Their warped kids belittle women.

Washington D.C.

No, I’m dead serious. I believe an exposed pie would survive on the ground long enough for a whole bush to grow around it and then subsequently be eaten by a dog. I am in no way being humorous.

Maybe the pie was there first and the bush grew around it.

I mean, we’re a lot of things, we’re not weird.

I would like to hear more about these other things. Rapists (Bergdorff Goodmans)? Pedophiles (Epstein)? Racists (1973)? Fascists (“day one”)? Seems like “weird” might be the least of their issues.

Yes, very few republicans are congressmen, but very few republican congressmen (read: none) have women’s best interests at heart.