Remember kids, these are the kind of things that got Elon his money

na, shrooms sind beschissen mit zuviele leute herum

holland fahren, gras rauchen.

Where does the money come from? The government only really has one source of money and that is taxes, so to pay UBI it would either need to raise taxes or massive cut on other expanses.

How’s that National Debt looking?

crunchy kitty meme comes to mind

My twin and me in the 80s

Das sind die Nazis oder?

Es gibt mehr Semitischen als nur Juden.

Kollege, beide Seiten sind Semitisch.

But now when people find out I have three kids and ask their genders I get to say one of each and then delight in their facial expressions.

The Daddest of Dads

Denmark what the fuck are you doing

Gekoloniseerd?

^paid*

^sorry

See, I would’ve never in a million years guessed armpits are somehow offensive to anyone.

But where does offensive start? People in my youth would’ve called some of our metal band shirts to be offensive.

You want uniforms?

Kaffee ist Bohnentee

Vegane Milch = Bohnensaft

it was just fine to not only start flipping thru paperwork in the managers office but to also look over employee payroll checks

Hey so believe it or not but she was right; people should have the right to know what their coworkers get paid. Stop pretending it’s supposed to be secret.