Every time the bidet thing comes up, people are just DUMBFOUNDED by it. The sentiment is always “you smear shit all over your hands??” lmao.

No, first thing is you wipe thoroughly, then you use it aiming the faucet tangent to the bumhole, and with liquid soap on your hand, you clean it. Water is constantly flowing above your hand and against your hole, with soap on every contact surface. Afterwards, you wash your hands in the sink like normal.

Never had my hands smell like shit, never.

And a funny hard hat

Wired microphone

Honest question: isn’t the most vulnerable “part” of a train its tracks? I mean, either those were armored too, or all it took to stop this beast was blowing up the tracks somewhere along the route…?

I’m sorry, is this a 5 minute argument or the full half an hour?

For some reason this photo looks like it has been taken in the 20s rather than the 50s

No it isn’t

I love Firefox, but I can’t shake the feeling that it is slower on YouTube. My tinfoil hat theory is that Google somehow throttles YouTube on Firefox.