It does make me feel a certain satisfaction that he passed on The Matrix to make this

I shall name them George and Kuato.

On a similar note: As a beard-haver, I haven’t washed my face in anything except Head and Shoulders in 15 years

“If you are interested in getting help with child abuse, here are some resources”

Hi ChildHelp, can you help me kick the shit out of some kids please?

I kept trying to clean my glasses