That’s just because he’s missing a piece or earlobe and can’t hear anything correctly! That’s why he was saying that cats are getting eaten by immigrants too. The original poster talked about pussies, not cats

Like it’s written ! But in a totally logical way like gif. Some “m”'s are pronounced as “n”'s, the prononciation of the “l” and “y” are exchaned, and at the end you have to insist on the last letter

That’s how you can easily provoke fat bloom (the metastable phase beta 5 isn’t the most stable and will stabilize into beta 6 in the fridge, allowing previously locked fats in the cristals to be freed). This alters the taste and makes it more prone to oxidation

Nah mate. They had to remove mine because is overgrew my gland and was so tight that I would have pee between the foreskin and the gland layong around, and it was impossible to unhook. The alternative would have been to cut it open and have dumbo’s ear flapping everytime I’d take my dick out. No partner ever complained, and I don’t give à shit about it.

I wouldn’t circumsize a kid if it wasn’t necessary, but when an operation takes place specifically for medical reasons, it’s because there is no other solution. Like when a foot id so gangrenous that you have to remove it or it will propagate the necrosis to the leg.

She put a little Pedro in there. 30 years later and I still don’t know why

Maybe my mom tried to tell everyone about my personality just by giving them my names?

As a guy that has 5 first names, I take offense!