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  • I DO NOT BELIEVE THIS STUDY IS GIVING YOU HELPFUL INFORMATION BROTHER

    SPRITE MIGHT WORK BETTER THAN OTHER SODAS BECAUSE YOU’RE NOT ADDING CAFFEINE TO THE MIX, BUT LESS BAD IS NOT THE SAME THING AS GOOD. CAFFEINE IS A DIURETIC AND CAN EXACERBATE BOTH DEHYDRATION AND HEADACHES, HOWEVER HANGOVER SYMPTOMS ARE ALSO CAUSED BY HIGH BLOOD SUGAR FROM THE BREAKDOWN OF ALCOHOL BY YOUR BODY

    THIS STUDY IS AS SUSPECT AS SPRITES MARKETING STRATEGY OF SHOWING ATHLETES DRINKING SPRITE TO IMPLY IT IS A SPORTS DRINK WITHOUT EVER CLAIMING IT DIRECTLY, AN EFFECTIVE MARKETING CAMPAIGN THAT WAS PROVEN TO HAVE SPREAD THIS MISCONCEPTION TO THE PUBLIC

    THE BEST CURES FOR HANGOVERS ARE WATER, ELECTROLYTES, PROTEINS, AND PAINKILLERS/ANTIINFLAMMATORIES

    IN OTHER WORDS

    DRINK WATER EAT SOME FUCKIN VEGETABLES AND EGGS AND POP A TYLENOL

    UNLESS ITS SPRITE ZERO

    I GUESS THAT’S FINE IDK












  • He’s not making gold, he’s making useful things he sells for gold. Fabricate turns an equivalent value of raw material into a crafted object, so to make 50 lbs of gold bars you’d need 50lbs of gold, but to make a piece of furniture you’d just need part of a tree and 10 minutes.

    Just as a note, there’s actually too much gold that exists in the Forgotten Realms. IRL humans have only mined 187,000 metric tons of gold, and 2/3 of that was mined since 1950. Without getting into the nitty gritty too much, let’s just say there’s not nearly enough gold for every monster to have even a small collection of coins, much less every adult dragon falling asleep on a golden pile while everyone else works just fine on a gold standard or something like it.

    Is it the dwarven kingdoms out mining humanity? Is gold simply more common or perhaps available in easier, more concentrated ores?

    Or are wizards adding more gold from thin air, and dragons provide a natural deflationary pressure by being obsessed with making great hoards of coins?








  • The original flavor of DnD necromancy was slavery at best, with the understanding that if the necromancer loses control the evil spirits will try to murder everyone they find.

    And the DnD cosmology pretty much specifically rejects moral relativism.

    The actions are evil because the literal gods of goodness literally say it is evil, and they do actually know more than you.

    Of course, your personal settings are free to do whatever they want.

    You can have all the genocide you want and go on about “perspective” as your paladin crusades through the holy lands to get the necromancer more corpses for his personal army if that’s what gets you off.