Their fingers will be coated in butter

People

This weird old elf/woman forces herself onboard and starts destroying everything. Then she does it again but this time she sees a hologram of herself and is like, “oh, sorry. guess I’ll go home now. bye.”

I mean, you put a bib on him. He’s a hungy lil baby

You forgot about…

🦅🎇🇺🇸FREEDOM DAY🇺🇸🎇🦅

My favorite argument is that I was given access to Super God when I a child. Which gives me access to Super Heaven when I die. It’s waaaaay better that regular heaven. You keep praying to regular god or whatever, you mud dwelling peasant. I’ll be looking down on you from Super Heaven and laughing for Extra Eternity.

more than 10%, maybe as high as 20%, but probably not higher than 90%. also, other numbers, vague references to past rumors, and different locations are things too. great article of zero effort.

Fuck am I sick of the term “this round of layoffs”… Oh its natural? Like the tides? It should be expected to fear for your livelyhood because the shareholding parasites might throw a fit? If ever there was a workforce that needed a Union, its Tesla. Same with Space Roman Numeral 10 and Xhitter.

I was at a party with Nasa/Space X engineers and they were a bubble about AI. They were a bit older and missed the Bitcoin, NFT, etc craze. I think they felt left out and were absolutely invested in how AI will do this, do that, takeover. It was so aggravating to try explain the concept of the “bubble” and how these trends work to bilk money out of investors. The funny thing is how crazy smart these people are, but still totally susceptable to the old “wonderous health tonic” pitch.

AI has all the popularity of the spoiled vaping neighbor kid and his new drone.

The Eye of Sarlac. A butthole wreathed in sand, always watching.

/s

not if it’s metric

you’ve been reverse catfished by busty petite asian girl 2 years younger than you.

¯_(ツ)_/¯

where’s the jokes? I came here for the butt jokes.

listen to college/indie radio and follow their playlists.

KUOM KCPR WFMU

I feel like me ordering a half dozen of these to control lights and sprinklers or random network pi-holes is the equivalent of the toast buttering robot on rick and morty. poor things will never live to their potential, but here we are.

Don’t smoke cigarettes ever.

Slow down at that blind corner in October 1989.

Don’t take the shortcut to downtown in July 1994.

Don’t lift that giant tube tv by yourself in May 2005.

Never stop exercising, playing guitar, writing, and painting/multimedia art.