It’s quite the achievement of malice and desperation.
I hate the orange shitgibbon. I absolutely detest that moving sack of human effluence, but you’ve got to give him credit where it’s due. 250 years of diplomacy down the shitter in less than 100 days.

I can only hope that history will treat him the way he deserves to be treated and that his sycophants get the same.

He’ll not run again.
However, unless he is stopped by the American people, or death, or death by the American people -wink wink- then his second term will be for as long as he wants it to be. Putin style.

It’s up to the people of the USA if he is allowed to do that or not.
I doubt they’ll do anything though. They’ll wait and wait hoping for someone else to do something and when they finally realise no one is going to stop him it will be too late. He’ll have taken over everything that could topple or stand against him and filled it with his cronies. The backwards school yard bully will have become the backwards despotic dictator.

Ok, hear me out.
David Beckham has tattoos on his body AND is an immigrant. Therefore he must be a part of the ms13 gang and should be deported. It’s the only thing that makes sense!!!

I’ve also heard Dolly Parton has tattoos…

One of these options gives a person -and possibly their families- a chance to get away. The other option sends them to Salvadorian prison.

I’m not American but I know which option I would take.

Let’s face it, tRUMP is such a narcissistic fool that the only real shocking thing about all this is that he didn’t rage-tweet about it in the middle of the night whilst sitting on the toilet in-between faxing top secret documents to Russia and the Saudis.

Ok, hear me out, maybe what he needs is lots more sieg heils? It worked for that mustache dude 70ish years ago, hitler.
If hitler had given up after just 2 sieg heils then not many people would know his name. Come on, Muskrat, show some belief in yourself!!

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Tl;dr yank sad cunt

Wow. This is just wrong. Wrong on so many levels.
I mean, you’ve completely missed off tRUMP from that list. How dare you, how very dare you!!??!

Firstly, the ‘you’ in all this isn’t you specifically. It’s the average American.

Secondly, speaking of average Americans, I’m not one of them. I’m not even from that continent.
No, I’m an average guy who simply cannot believe what ‘you’ -the American people- have let taken over them and their country.
I could actually believe an evil genius doing it. But not a simpleton like tRUMP, it boggles the mind.

Thirdly, you “tl;dr’d”…well if you can’t be bothered to actually read for 1 minute in a post then, and maybe I’m wrong, but I doubt you’re the type to get out and fight for your country. Maybe you’ll do a small protestation and then look around for other people to do something is more your thing…

They are the asbestos of the internet.

No, you won’t.
There will be some soft protestations, admittedly in huge numbers, but that will be it. Then you’ll accept this as normal.

It will get worse and worse over the years and a lot of you will be looking around for someone else to do something, which won’t happen.
Then in 2028, though probably earlier, OrangeCunt will declare himself president for life and you’ll all again look around for other people to “sort it all out”. However there will be no one left to do anything as they will have been arrested, scared off, or paid off etc.
Then you’ll realise that you’ve been taken over by the weakest, stupidest schoolyard bully in history. And you’ll be the laughing stock on a global scale.

Yet all of this could have been avoided if he had been arrested and put in to court for the treasonous shit in 2021.
Hell, it still can be avoided now, but it’ll take the average American to have a backbone and get out there and fight. Which also won’t happen.

Yes, but the money was stolen from a charitable cause so everything is acceptable…

I’m sure they’ll be consequences for TurdNugget this time.
Any second now. Anyyyyy seconddddd now, or now. You just wait, it’ll happen. Very soon. Maybe now? Or now? Nnnnnnnnoooooowww?
You wait and see, just wait…

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NOW? no, ok, well it’ll deffo happen soon.

Ok, it may be breaking a law or two but, BUT, can any of you name a better way to get top secret and sensitive info to Russia in a quicker and easier way? Hmm, can you?

Wait wait wait, …“tRUMP is moving too fast.” WTF?
That fat cunt never moves fast, physically or mentally. He just cannot do it.

Ok, maybe if it’s to do with raping women and children then, yeah, I can see him rushing to do that.

Not enough eye liner

I think I’ve heard about this before by some really angry dude from years ago. Oh, man, what was his name…?

Listen, you will NEVER walk around with a calculator in your pocket. NEVER.

I’ve watched it once. And my thought afterwards was, “hmm, interesting.”

We just watched the film Conclave a few nights ago (after the popes death, it was planned though) and I thought basically the same thing, “hmm, not exciting but interesting.” And I doubt I’ll watch that again, if I do it’ll be in a long long time.

Edit: the watching of Conclave was planned in advance, I was not insinuating that the popes death was planned…(Or?..no, but maybe it wa…no)