They could return his body to his family for one. I’m just saying it would behoove Russia to be able to move this guy around free from scrutiny and claiming that he had died would be a way to do that. I’m not saying the he’s alive but I also haven’t seen evidence that he died apart from their assertions that he did

Do we even have proof that he’s actually dead?

We’re going to bring the dodo back, just you wait

Chip

Do you think they got a Toyota so it would have an extra cross on there for free?

Please don’t suck

Day-o is a straight banger. Especially the one on the Muppets

Getting to the sun is EXTREMELY energy intensive. It’s a lot easier to get to the outer planets. Also a cloud of space junk is really big and really spread out. It’s equivalent to raking a magnet across the surface of the entire earth to look for your house keys