Ok… so now what are the blue checks paying for if not to be on top of your feed? Just the blue checkmark?

Best part for me is that both of these rich dickheads literally own social media platforms and they still couldn’t pull this off 🤷‍♂️🤣

3lbs of cashews, eat one pound each day, shit will flow

What, like racist shotguns and bawdy pistols?

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One of the best dodgers, everyone is saying it, very large men with even bigger tears in their eyes are saying it to me on the street

I would

What? The guy who brought the coffee? He’s just some guy, total coincidence, never met the guy

• trump, tomorrow, probably

What a cretin.

Dude is so likable and squeaky clean seeming that it makes me worry his crawlspace is full of human remains or something

Man, that sounds horrible. I’ve only been bit on my arms and neck by them. I would pass on ladybug eardrum bites if offered, thank you.

Hmmm… I choose the immoral jellyfish

Have you considered switching to indicas?

Ladybug bite.

I would like to attain their hard candy shell and ability to fly.

Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia.

Oh shit they slammed him? That means it’s serious

Gay, trans, commie, fascist, marxist, pedos, mean, dumb, elite, weak, powerful…

Take your pick, I guarantee every ‘slander’ you can imagine is on its way or already being used.

So he should definitely go

I hope he goes, he’d have a lovely time.

It’s got a built in speaker you can pair your phone to if you have an official pee song, mine is CombatCircus, by Talco

Sounds dumb but once you’re synced up it’s hands free and the experience is really relaxing