Too many other plates are spinning to make it feasible at this point. Hoping to just plug ‘n’ play.

The suicidal overtone is a huge turnoff for me.

All inkjet printers are an ink scam. If you don’t need color, or need it infrequently, get a b/w laser printer and be done with it. I bought a used HP Laserjet 2430 back with Ubuntu 18 and never looked back. I print a lot, and just a month ago broke into a toner cartridge I bought five years ago.