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11 days agoI like to think of Jesus with like giant eagles wings and singing lead vocals for lynyrd skynyrd with like an Angel Band, and I’m in the front row, and I’m hammered drunk.
I like to think of Jesus with like giant eagles wings and singing lead vocals for lynyrd skynyrd with like an Angel Band, and I’m in the front row, and I’m hammered drunk.
She could line up to lick his Cheeto dust covered scrotum boots, end up with the VP nod and have a better shot at being president.
I say we bring back dueling and let those 2 hash it out colonial style.
Don’t have sex with turtles, you’ll get salmonella.