Eeexactly! That ‘dynasty’s’ been going on for so long, it’s narratively ridiculous and boring.
Don’t get me wrong, despite what my initial comment may indicate, I would LOVE to see something which goes in depth into The Force’s philosophy, its spirituality, but that foregoes Skywalker Lightsaber Fight™ by its very nature… Actually, no, acceptable Skywalker Lightsaber Fight™ in the original episodes, because those moments were used to punctuate.
Honestly, I always thought Star Wars would work as a Tales From the Crypt-style anthology, just pump out interesting happenings from across the galaxy as self-contained, 40-minute long episodes and put the meat on them massive bones! I bet one could pull off at least 3-4 12-episode series without even touching The Force.
It’s been discovered recently that leeches can jump, so it’s not as inaccurate now.
It hurts, why?
Hey, at least scientists finally found the clitoris!
Hell, that may actually cancel out my tinnitus, sign me up!
“Quick, fresh bubble, flood the market!”
FEAST ON THEIR IDEOLOGICAL FLESH!!!
I… I don’t even know what to say anymore.