It’s hard to overstate my satisfaction.

me either

milf-tier friend is 49

plot-twist: the parents planned this.

ai pranks 2024

poe’s law

The one in the original picture still looks like a voltmeter probe, it has a rubber shaft all the way down until the last several mm, whereas the one in your picture has a much longer metal shaft before the tip as expected.

I think the logo was teased at least a couple of years earlier, iirc.

kidneys should be the insult, assholes get shit on just for doing their job, and they still try their hardest. their only bad qualities are our own failures of duty towards them.

we’re just a bunch of selfish kidneys.

Demagnetization 2024, We Can Get There™

what shitbox did she buy?

The bullying part is def. exaggerated to the point of extreme falsehood, but I’ve met more than a handful of people who placed wayyyy too much of their identity into increasing their heat tolerance. The worst ones are seriously this autistic and unaware of their cringiness, they would bully harder if they had the numbers and social skill to do so.

It’s a different thing to geek out about hot sauces and have the flavor be the main reason, with the heat as a price to pay, but these mfs couldn’t care less. They would lick the hottest toilet seat in the world if they thought it gave them bragging rights

the OP caption reads like a gen z idiot at their first job. Finally discovering other people have thoughts and emotions they can’t predict from the box they’ve put them in.

pregnate

I’m not a prude except for that I am.

That’s some cheap electricity

But situations regarding the handling of power dynamics and standards of consent/coercion absolutely should be reversible.

It’ll shock you, on whether it shocks you or not.

Does anyone actually randomly send you nude girls? Genuinely curious