• TheDoozer@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    Seriously, try being the candidate talking shit about an astronaut and decorated servicemember. “I like people who stay on Earth.” Well I don’t!

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        3 months ago

        He could retort by saying that he was obeying gravity, but falling continuously towards the earth while traveling at a speed that kept him from hitting the ground.

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          3 months ago

          That implies the earth is round which might alienate some voters from that base.

          Although… It might attract the “I’m a sekrit alean” bloc…

          We should shop this, maybe do a tabletop…