• Garbanzo@lemmy.world
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    7 months ago

    Bro, not only are they sentient, the trees fucking hate us. Allergies aren’t just something that happens as a quirk of evolution. Those trees are filling the air with their jizz in a coordinated effort to take us out bro. The trees are trying to kill us bro.

    • Numhold@feddit.de
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      7 months ago

      Considering what we do to them, they have every right to defend themselves.