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PugJesus@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago

Fuck your grass

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Fuck your grass

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PugJesus@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago
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  • Panamalt@sh.itjust.works
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    Friendly reminder that guillotines aren’t particularly difficult to make.

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      The tricky part is getting the bad people in there. Time to start practicing my shibari.

      • Match!!@pawb.social
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        Do you need help practicing uwu

    • ssillyssadass@lemmy.world
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      You don’t even need to make a guillotine. People made do with axes for hundreds of years. Or nooses.

      • Panamalt@sh.itjust.works
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        What’s a guillotine if not an axe put on rails and dropped from the heavens

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          An axe is really just a mobile guillotine if you think about it.

          • anomnom@sh.itjust.works
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            Especially if you’re a tree.

            I’m gonna call my axe a treeotine from now on btw.

      • limer@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        There is power in symbolism ; I think if it became fashionable to have jewelry and logos featuring these, it would help. It would remind people, on all sides.

        Our sides need boosts to morale, which is probably just as important as organization. Such fashion trends using this and other things might have an outsized impact. No need to actually use the real thing. Although I think it would be helpful too, but only within the law

      • Encephalotrocity@biglemmowski.win
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        Don’t forget rusty spoons

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    Someone made this if it makes you feel better.

    Musk's sieg heil lining up with the downwards trend of the tesla stock

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    • meme_historian@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Just saw that JP Morgan lowered the price target for Tesla to 120$ 😂😂

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      I saw one on reddit this morning which was even better! (it was since deleted by the mods there)

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    Plenty of evil women to join in that second part.

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      “Evil creatures,” so no gender or species gets singled out.

      C’mon, guys, it’s the 90s.

    • ERROR: Earth.exe has crashed@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      deleted by creator

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    That’s a permanent ban from Reddit

  • showmeyourkizinti@startrek.website
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    “Be the change that you wish to see in the world” - Mahatma Gandhi*.

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      “Be the light that you wish to see in the world”, inscribed on a Molotov cocktail

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      -Mark Twain
      -Michael Scott

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        “While There may be power in forgiveness, there is even more power in lobbing a Molotov cocktail through someone’s dining room window.” Jim Norton

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    You were supposed to take mushrooms before you touched the grass

  • mazot@lemm.ee
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    Amen.

  • Count Regal Inkwell@pawb.social
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    Grass is bougie and artificial anyway. Go touch a veggie garden and grow some foods u-u

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    Eventually someone is going to hit “fuck it” and be in the right place at the right time. Then we get to hear about him in the news.

    Advice: Scrub those posts on the furry porn sharing sites, you never know who or what tomorrow will bring.

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