return2ozma@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agoTrump turns the White House lawn into a Tesla showroomwww.nbcnews.comexternal-linkmessage-square111linkfedilinkarrow-up1735arrow-down110cross-posted to: trump_watch@lemm.eefuckcars@lemmy.worldfuck_cars@lemmy.mlnews@lemmy.world
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minus-squareDaddleDew@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up82·2 months agoIn parallel universes where he wasn’t born of a rich family, Trump is a car salesman. This is our universe trying to find balance.
minus-squareblattrules@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·2 months agoThe kind that doesn’t know shit about any car on the lot and just tries to pressure you into buying the most expensive car because it’s the most expensive, but was secretly totaled on a flood.
minus-squarehovercat@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months agoAt a buy-here-pay-here dealer that specializes in salvage title “luxury” cars.
minus-squareSuite404@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoTesla is a close second at this point.
minus-squareBytemeister@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 months agoHe hasn’t got the charisma, the financial sense, or trustworthiness to become a used car salesman. Yet here we are.
minus-squareSkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoBut he does have that lack of morality to at least try
In parallel universes where he wasn’t born of a rich family, Trump is a car salesman. This is our universe trying to find balance.
A used car salesman
The kind that doesn’t know shit about any car on the lot and just tries to pressure you into buying the most expensive car because it’s the most expensive, but was secretly totaled on a flood.
ON a flood?
At a buy-here-pay-here dealer that specializes in salvage title “luxury” cars.
Tesla is a close second at this point.
A car used salesman
He hasn’t got the charisma, the financial sense, or trustworthiness to become a used car salesman.
Yet here we are.
But he does have that lack of morality to at least try